Banned for giving the bag maker the sack, then bagging him for being unemployed.

banned for pissing all over the floor because you refused to hold the bag properly

Banned for pissing up the wall to see how high you could go.... then complaining about the resulting golden shower like raindrops falling on your head.

banned for falling on your head and blaming the dog

Banned for assumptions and 'I assume so's'..... the dog was nowhere to be seen.

banned for trying to capture the dog so you could prove your point

Banned for allowing your point to interfere with the capture of a dog named Boo.

banned for changing references to make your point more succulent 

Banned for getting drunk at a beer tasting from just sniffing the bottle tops.

banned for thinking that is a bad thing

Banned for not joining my beer thread because you can't purchase Romulan Ale.

banned for banning it in the first place to make it that much more difficult 

Banned for placing me at the scene of the crime [a place I've never been] and falsely attributing dastardly deeds to me.

banned for the comment boxes not observing 1.5 metres distancing.....     

Banned for sneaking into the coaches box to get a better game view and only getting to see the back of his bald head