Banned for not licking your pumpkin soup bowl clean.

Banned for eating pumpkin soup--blech.

Banned for adding perium to your name to cloud the sin and confuse Beelzebub. 

Also banned for that guttural burp that reeked of pumpkin soup garnished with onions.

banned for not wanting to confuse the lord of the flies

Banned for using a fly swatter to fend off Lord What's 'is name.

Banned for using only half your wit which left us dumbfounded.

Banned for spending the majority of your time dumbfounded and not seeing wit, even after it jumped out of the hedgerow and bit you on the buttocks.

banned for stoking the fires of the ban game

Banned for sending in the coal to fuel said fires.

Banned for stealing the coal since said fires don't need more fuel.

Banned for painting the brown coal black so you could sell it at the higher price.

banned for not letting him practice buyer beware activities

Banned for shonky practices at the bargain bazaar and creating the need for buyers to beware.

Banned for not being aware that I should been aware when browsing through the stands at the bargain bazaar !   

Banned for being at the bargain bazaar with big spending in mind but little cash in pocket.