Banned cos long is the next step up from being short.... and eight days per week right now would be handy due to having so much stuff to do to settle into our new abode.

banned for aboding

Banned for trying to extract the camel spit from soap.

banned for using the soap from a cactus

Banned because we're already up to Frozen 2 and you still haven't "Let It Go".

Banned for letting it go in public.

banned for wanting to keep it all private

Banned for doing stuff in private and not posting pics of difficulties you have tying your shoelaces.

banned for mentioning such archaic devices for keeping your shoes on your feet

Banned for resorting to shoes with new fangled gadgets to keep 'em on and also pull up yer socks.

banned for not seeing the importance of sock holders

Banned because I want to build a snowman and there is no snow here.

Banned for not knowing the difference between snowmen and snow-women and thinking it's snowballs.

banned for snowballing 

Banned for not knowing that a rolling snowball gathers no moss.