banned for not realizing that most of the water we get is artesian

Banned for watering down the banning standards and not realizing most water we get is wet.

banned for wetting yourself for attention

Banned for wetting yourself to get that warm fuzzy feeling in your undies on a cold Winter's night.

Banned for poor aim puddles.

banned for laughing in a puddle of depressants 

Banned for berating your Aunty Depressant because she sneered at one of your jokes.

banned for playing the jokes on yourself to get sympathy 

Banned because I've lost interest in the forums and fail to see any attraction whatsoever.

Banned fro being attracted to the nonsensical side of life.

banned for trying to make sides

Banned 'cause some sides taste not bad.

banned for not looking for the good

Banned for thinking this Thread is totally fucking Stupid and pointless   

Edit: Shit I got banned  JK lol 

banned for allowing your primitive speech center use its limited vocabulary to play when usage of your higher speech center to play is much more highly valued and funnier because ostentatious and illustrious expressions traverses to superlative banning and mocking of one another