Banned for getting stuck on stick.

banned for sticking to it all

Banned for sticky buns that melt real quick.

Banned for combining sticky ingredients to create a bun in the oven.

banned for pulling the bun out too early

Banned for bullshit.

Ya sure next you'll be saying dog shit is banned too.

Banned for uninsured unlicensed motorcycle riding in the forums.

banned for trying to license everything

Bannded for better or worse, until boredom drives you to drink, or the Maid Marion turns into Shrek, or Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde coexisted as one unintended cruel twist on another wise decent love story about getting your knickers in a twist. Unrequited that it. 

Banned for getting your knickers in a twist over Maid Marion co-existing [and other things] with Mr Hyde.

banned for trying to tan that hyde

Banned for hyding in the shadows to avoid getting a tan.

banned for shadowing me

Banned for what you do in the shadows.... and other dark corners.

banned for trying to light things up