Banned for brown sticky stuff masquerading as brown sticky stuff between your teeth. 

banned for using brown and not off white

Banned for brushing with poopaste instead of toothpaste.

Banned for it was brown boot polish.

banned for kissing boots

Banned for odd-coloured boots and no sole.

Banned 'cause celebrities ain't all that. I was a celeb once until I bumped into one and broke his glass jaw.  

Banned for bumping into a celebrity and not picking his pocket.

banned for trying to play pocket pool in said celebrity 

Banned for playing jingle bells out of season.

Banned for making Rudolph's nose get redder.

banned for green shaders

Banned for suggesting that the Louvre shades in areas of the Mona Lisa so her boobs stick out more.

banned for sticking out

Banned for escaping on a pogo stick when the cops arrived during an illegal political protest.