Banned for trying to disguise potty humour with platanical names.

Banned for planetesimal bootys in your change drawer.

Banned for playing with the mini planets in your coin purse.

banned for pursing the coins down the road and hurting yourself

Banned for coining phrases down the road and hurting yourself on the fallout of your purse emptying itself of all monies except small demoninational coins that pretty much buy eff all these days.

banned for not joining me in the petition to bring back half pennies

even small denominational money needs love

Banned for I don't give tuppence about half pennies when chocolate farthings taste so much better.

banned for tasting the chocolate

Banned for lunar fragment caught in yer knickers.

Banned for fragmented mooning.

banned for letting the moon orbit uranus

Banned for uranus was caught mooning Neptune's daughter and giving her a wide view of the nearby anatomy so brazenly displayed so as to cause embarrassment and blushed cheeks.

Banned for moon stalking.

banned for climbing the stalks

Banned for stalks on the mind but very few in your garden.