Banned because my July 4th decorations shorted out, and I am in Indiana where I can't fix them.

banned for not defending star trek against star wars.

banned for I could take up the mantle, but as it stands, you're drinking Oatesy and I'm too busy giggling at the implications.

"You look like you've seen one up close" ~Irish Gun Dealer, Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day

banned for sprite.

Banned because that is actually what I'm drinking right this minute.

banned for psychic shit!

Banned for nonsense.

banned for there are more things in heaven and earth, Oatesy, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

banned for once again bringing religion into this, what do you think god has a sense of humor.   i mean he does but still

Banned for bringing God into this. He hates that.

Banned because my mum gave me a speech about not submitting to peer pressure and how easy it is to get drunk after I had told her I had four glasses of wine at a party.

Really? Fiurt3 glpawewses  to-gb et dirunk?

And why is there a cow noise and a cockerel noise coming from neighbours' gardens?

banned for not holding your alcohol.

And I wasn't aiming for religion, but figured the quote fit the scenario and feel that heaven can be as much the cosmos as an afterlife.

Banned because there actually is a random cockerel on the opposite side of the road (owned by the people who live there), but I still have no idea why there was a cow outside.

Maybe the cockerel was high or something.

banned for when you're hearing the cow, it's not the cockerel that's high.

banned for red cow red chicken