Banned for going on the autobahn and doing only 40kmph while everyone else is doing a respectable speed to save bottling up the roadway

Banned for thinking I was going slow, 40kmph is a nice click for a tractor.

banned for singing on said tractor

Banned for slow speeding on the road to the briar patch. 

Banned for high speeding to the briar patch and blowing the tortoise and the hare off the road

Banned for hogging the inroads.

Banned for hogging and getting thorny in the Ban patch.

banned for throwing mama from the train

Banned for that wasn't mama.... it was your mother-in-law.

Banned for whistlers instead of hooters.

Banned for wolf whistling at hooters.

banned for hooting like a blowfish

Banned for blowing up all the fishes.

Banned for inviting the gamey fish warden and the fishy game warden who are looking for all those wolves and fishes.

Banned for calling out "It's the woluf, it's the woluf" when in fact it was just a hungry chihuahua out for some fish n' chips.