banned for eating potatoes with apples and ice cream

Banned for trying to find ways to take the spud out of mashed potatoes.

Banned for not liking puds in spuds 'cause suds and buds with muds and kuds luds duds xuds fuds guds huds juds nuds quds ruds tuds vuds wuds yuds zuds do too. 

banned for dud bans

Banned for getting dudded by the biggest dud of them all.

Banned and budded!

Banning all dud buds and flat suds.

Banned 'cause peanut butter likes bananas, jelly, jam, bacon and more peanut butter and chocolate too.

Banned for ruining the bacon.

Banned for leaving the eggs off the plate.

Banned 'cause I like mine screggs ambled.

Banned for frack to bont and leavinf off the bacon.

banned for wanting shriveled up, oversalted, dead muscle tissue and fat of a domesticated pig

Banned in other words......bacon. Smoked, honey, sandalwood, and other stuff to make it sound good on a peanut butter sandwich.

banned for using hacked grass seed mixed together with water and baked and then smeared with overly processed legumes