banned for I check this one second, so my head is in the right place.

Banned for checking it in the first place.

banned for naming yourself after the sound of thunder.

banned for you've tested positive for onamatopoeia

Banned for positives.

Banned 'cause I did not name myself after thunder.

I hereby posit that you are banned.

banned for fancy pants banning

Banned for banning those with fancy pants.

banned for not having fancy pants yourself.

banned for having fancy pants now take them off and give them back to the dog.

Banned for telling Draakjacht to take his pants off. At least ask him if he likes men first.

banned for i told him to take your pants off of him.  seems to me he likes dogs

banned for although I enjoyed getting in his pants, I much prefer the company of women. Does that make me a figurative cross-dresser?

Banned because the word you're looking fore here is bisexual.

Which make no sense because it surely means "two-sexed," ergo implying that you are in possession of multiple genders.

Banned because basically he is.