Banned for blaming the little guy.

Banned for not knowing that the little guy has a HUGE heart and exhibits it to all his lady friends.

Banned for check box subs, gurgle gurgle.

Banned for the black eye you received while too closely inspecting a pair of Ferengi headlights that suddenly went on high beam because of the attention being given.... for mine t'was self inflicted.

banned for self inflicted head trauma 

Banned for all kinds of nonsensical bull cookies.

Banned for purloining a girl scout uniform off a neighbourhood washing line so's you could go sell cookies door to door.

Banned 'cause a hammer is needed to crack the cookie to get at the crumbs inside. Much like real life.

Banned for Polly want a cracker?  Nope, you brought her you can crack her yourself.

Banned for keeping me waiting... and don't gimme any of that we had to sleep crap.  

Banned for sleep is overrated. Viva la caffeine.   

banned for assuming caffeine wakes up everyone 

Banned for extraneous musings.

Banned for intravenous musings and taking unledded cappuccino caffiene shots.

Banned for IV's and other sticky stuff.