Banned because penguins are the subject of page 1 or 2 bans, not page 881 bans.

Banned for extrapolating 881 bans and reducing them to just 880.798 bans for New Years to compensate for the inadequacies of lamentable insights into fractional diatribes to start off the new year on a high note low enough to be heard in Oz. 

Banned for waffling on when important matters of the sausage need attending to.

banned for making sausage in a bread factory 

Banned for last I heard, bread was baked in a bakery.... and sausages in a butchery, but where do roosters lay their eggs?

banned for they lay them in the hens

Banned for thinking that Foghorn Leghorn got his end away with Miss Prissy.

banned for not giving him a break

Banned for climbing out of the rabbit hole with Miss Bugsy's underwear on your head.

Banned 'cause Kermit and Co. relied on the git go from external sources. 

Banned for profiling Kermit as a hick, just because of the banjo.

Banned for the 'Deliverance' reference, a movie in which Kermit had only a small part right near the end when the sh!t hit the fan and he was buried in a pile of dung 3 layers deep.

banned for flinging the poo

Banned for keeping this forum game alive for so dang long!   

banned for hating on the the length