Banned for the use of meretricious syllogisms in politics.

Banned for flying over the radar with high-falluting words and mentioning politics in the same sentence.

banned for getting Donald Clinton (or is that Hillary Trump?) involved with this whole charade

Banned for trying to play a trump card in a game of dice.

Banned for Trumpeting like a doofus. 

banned for doofusing on the trumpets

Banned for tooting your own horn.

Banned for strombones.

Banned for:

1. Wearing briefs to a boxing match.
2.  Wearing boxers to a briefing.
3. Wearing no undies while briefing a boxer.
4.  Contemplating a comeback ban involving the abomination known as boxer-briefs.

Banned for being brief.

Banned for being debriefed in a public place and scaring away all the stray dogs and alley cats.... yup, there were two moons out that night.

banned for going right for them

Banned for being in 7th heaven cos your fortune teller predicted your 'moon' would rise to new heights and impress those looking out the window on the international space station with how shiny is has become since you began polishing it in the mornings with Brasso.

banned for thinking i believe in nonsensical things like fortune tellers

Banned for witnesses saw you there... and CCTV proves it.