since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for grassy knolls.
banned for not going up and to the left
Banned for making hay while the keepers of the knoll watch for errant individuals with mowers - and why are there nut jobs on their knees, with scissors in hand, trying to cut down the cherry tree?
banned for cherry picking everything
Banned for I only ever picked a cherry that was ripe for the pluckin' - and why does the peach come beggin' to be tasted before the lemon gets out?
Banned for fruity analogies.
banned for going analog
Banned for analogging in the state forest and why do you sound like a chainsaw when you're snoring your head off?
banned for listening to the lies told about me
Banned for going where the bulrushes and did you hear the one about the dwarf liar who said he was once 7 foot 6?
Banned for rushing bulls in a china shop. Are you nuts.
banned for not letting a bull eat while threshing
Banned for cracking bovine jokes at a time like this and where the fech are my beef and mustard sandwiches?
banned for using seed based paste to enhance dead muscle tissue from a domesticated animal
Banned for insulting cheeseburgers, hold the mayo.