alabama


Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.


You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men


alaska

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.


and to back that one up

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.


arizona

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony


When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

i guess you have to take it away from him/her somehow.


arkansas


this must be a bill clinton law.

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.


A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

california


Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.


Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

enforce that why.