Published on August 7, 2007 By danielost In Politics
i just thought i would beat gene to it.

i don't know how bush caused the earthquake. but as we know that kind of info isn't important. just blaming bush for it is.
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on Aug 07, 2007
Basically, it's the truth. It's not directly Bush's fault, it's all his supporters in the state. Their cultural ineptitude singlehandedly caused the shaking of the earth.
on Aug 07, 2007
The earthquake was actually caused by the release of the tension along "Bush's Fault" a well known fault-line in the area.
on Aug 07, 2007
is that the same fault that runs under genes house
on Aug 07, 2007
"is that the same fault that runs under genes house"

  
on Aug 07, 2007
what earthquake?
on Aug 07, 2007
i wrote this before the government said there wasn't an earthquake. but then they also said they wouldn't know for sure until after they investigate. which will happen after they rescue the 6 men.
on Aug 08, 2007
i don't know how bush caused the earthquake. but as we know that kind of info isn't important. just blaming bush for it is.


Bush's policies didn't stop the earth's plates from moving and crashing into each other and therefor creating the earthquake (if there was one) because the trillions spent on the war could have been used to create technology to stop the plates from moving, or maybe technology to prevent the mines from collapsing from earthquakes (if there was one).

But if it wasn't an earthquake and maybe a mistake by one of the workers, then Bush is at fault for not giving more money to educate these workers in proper safety because that money was used to kill innocent Iraqis in Iraq.

Then again it could have been that the constant shelling and bombings we did in Iraq at first could have destabilized the earths plates and slowly moved them towards the US and created the earthquake (if there was one) that caused the collapse and since it was Bush who orders the strikes then it was his fault.

Did I miss any possible reason that would make Bush responsible for this disaster?
on Aug 08, 2007
The earthquake was actually caused by the release of the tension along "Bush's Fault" a well known fault-line in the area.


Heh, so it was "Bush's fault". So we can blame the illegal immigration problem on San Andreas. You know, San Andreas fault.
on Aug 08, 2007
tension along "Bush's Fault"


Awesome Pun!!!!
on Aug 08, 2007
Did I miss any possible reason that would make Bush responsible for this disaster?

Failure to change domestic energy policy kept the need for coal to be mined in the first place.
on Aug 08, 2007
"Awesome Pun!!!!"

Thanks, and very much deserving of 4 exclamation points, for sure.
on Aug 08, 2007
because the trillions spent on the war could have been used to create technology to stop the plates from moving, or maybe technology to prevent the mines from collapsing from earthquakes (if there was one).


Or to pay off Superman to turn back time and stop the earthquake and rescue Lois Lane from her car, as she is listening to Supertramp on the stereo.\

Saaaaaaaayyy! Maybe George W. Bush is really Lex Luthor!
on Aug 08, 2007
No, G.W.B. is NOT Lex Luthor.

I am absolutely sure of this.

Because, wouldn't that make Col. Gene... Superman?
on Aug 08, 2007
Just for the record:

There was no earthquake. The only seismic movement that day was the collapse of the poorly-designed, unsafe and "in violation of X rule and Y rule" mine.

The owner is a total douche bag, and refuses to take responsibility for the collapse, even though he's the one who's been skating by, breaking the rules this whole time.
on Aug 08, 2007
There was no earthquake. The only seismic movement that day was the collapse of the poorly-designed, unsafe and "in violation of X rule and Y rule" mine.

The owner is a total douche bag, and refuses to take responsibility for the collapse, even though he's the one who's been skating by, breaking the rules this whole time.


Ah so it really is Bush's fault, for not making a policy that would have changed the owners position as "a total douche bag" to a decent guy who actually cares for the people and not the money he's making.
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