banned for posting pictures that are relevant to the previous ban

Banned 'cause change always finds the hole in pocket.

Banned for changing the subject while feeling around the hole in your pocket and finding a 2oz gristle sausage with a fruit chutney garnish.

Banned for not reading previous posts and repeating the Confucious joke because you were too busy feeling cocky and not paying attention to detail.

Banned for not supporting piracy.

banned for letting the jolly roger fly

Banned for thinking Roger was jolly, when in fact he is as miserable as the grumpiest of 7 dwarfs and twice as 'ornery as a cut snake.

Banned for 'yer what?  Ye does know that I be tha greatest pirate cap'n thar 'ere was, right?

banned for mixing symbols 

 Banned for a dearth of syllables.

Banned for subtle variations on a theme.

Banned for being a subtle as a sledge hammer and breaking the theme into smithereens so small that they had the be picked up and put in the bin with tweezers.

banned for letting the dust in the wind get to you

Banned for dust and not the answer blowing in the wind.

Banned for getting winded during the dust bowl.

banned for letting time and space get intermixed with dust of space

Banned for dusting with the fan on and a high wind blowing while all the are windows open to let in the ominous and fast approaching dust storm.

And banned for being so old you sneeze dust.