Banned for there's no limits in the nut house, unless you go full-tilt and get fitted with a strait jacket and a muzzle.

However, if you go full-tilt, the muzzle is fitted first so's you can't bite the bloke fitting the strait jacket.  Oh and going full-tilt has its consequences.  You get force-fed through a tube up yer nose.... which is better than cutting out the middle-man and getting force-fed up Uranus.

Banned for cheeking your meds.

Banned for self delusions.

banned because it's a grand illusion because deep inside we are all the same

Banned for disregarding individuality and what makes each person a unique being..... and some downright peculiar.

Won't mention any names but some of 'em frequent this 'ere thread.

Banned for inferrence.

Hey!

I resemble that remark.

Banned 'cause I resemble that remark.

Banned for not being a member of Actors Equity when resembling a lunatic but actually aren't one

Oh, wait a minute....... forgot who I was talking to for a while.

Okay then, banned for being a lunatic resembling an actor who's playing a nutcase.

banned for getting old-timers

Banned for that's the pot calling the kettle black.... and the feline calling the cat puss E.

Banned for Puss n' Boots never did get it quite right as opposed to doing it leftie wise.

 Banned for using old hat aphorisms in so many bans after sniffing the hat glue.  

For most, hat glue is the truth behind " mad as a hatter", for you it is the way.

Banned for getting the shoe on the wrong foot and blaming a poor innocent cat for your cock-up.

banned for letting the dogs out to chase the cats

Banned for thinking rednecks keep "hours."