Banned for a can of Spam in the hand is worth two in the supermarket.

banned for stealing spam

Banned for being mad at the Gnomes of Worchestershire Commons. 

Banned for frolicking on the commons without a stitch on and scaring the gnomes, the pixies and a troupe of gypsies who were curious as to where you'd gotten such big nuts and berries.

banned for joining them in the frolick 

Band for over- use of the term "frolick", when what you really want is a good frog-lick.

Banned for having tadpoles on your mind and going down to the meadow to walk past all the mushrooms and sit on a toads tool.

Banned for frog legs and drumsticks and wings with no feathers.

banned for trying to fly the coop

Banned for chickens don't fly the coop, they just roost in it.

Banned for misleading chickenhawks.

Banned for keeping Foghorn Leghorn out of the hen house and making him patrol the perimeter with just a pea shooter to defend the keep.

banned for bringing that old bird back into the convo

Banned for preferring young chicks but still serving up old birds with more breast meat.

banned for parking inside the looney bin