Banned for going through my muesli to see what's in it.

Banned 'cause the Nutcracker isn't too far away. 

banned for getting to close

Banned for being so close that you could poke that short lady in the back with both hands behind your head

banned for having to put your hands behind your head because they overshadowed what you wanted to show off

Banned for not everybody is like you.... wanting to give the blue-veined hooligan freedom to breathe in the great outdoors.

Banned 'cause tic toc tocked 'fore it ticked. That's mine story and I stickin' to it.

Banned for seeking the time on a miniature of the town hall clock and thinking it's 1am because it let out a big dong.

Actually, it's 1.10am here right now.

Banned for bearing false witness to the time.

It is 1:08.

Banned for thou shalt not bring into question the time it is when I say it is that time.... cos I'm here and you're not.

Also banned for not living within the sound of Bow Bells... which on a fine day or any other, is the baby brother of Big Ben.

banned for going on about bells and whistles

Banned for getting your frills in ways other than whistles and bells... and deriving your thrills from Sweet Charlotte the Harlot's big bells while heartily blowing her whistle for all it's worth

banned for throwing in the coffee maker with the rest of the indignants 

Banned for throwing in the teapot without ingredients.

Banned for whistling at great dames.