banned for striving after the wind in a contrary walk

Banned for cheating on the sobriety test.

Banned for submitting to a sobriety test.  (The blue boys can't give you one, even at a DUI checkpoint without first demonstrating probable cause here in the land of the deluded into believing they're free.)

Banned for failing a sobriety test after only drinking non-alcoholic ginger beer.

Here in the sunny state of Queensland, and probably other states/territories of Australia, it is a criminal offence to refuse a breathalyser/take part in a sobriety test.  Refusing to do so results in instant arrest for testing while in custody... which can't be refused or force would be used to collect blood and other samples.

See, we Aussies know we're not free..... and neither is anybody else.

 Banned 'cause free is a figment of a deluded persons imagination. There is never something for nothing. Just ask Anybody.  

Banned for freedom is another word for nothing left to get taken off yer cos they already got it all.

Orz don't ban

Orz just *Frumple* then *Squeeze the Juice*

Is it *Party* Time?

Banned for squeezing frumples while partying.

Banned for failing to administer the most important ban to the previous poster.... NOT banning..

Also banned for admonishing squeezing frumples... partying or otherwise.  Squeezing frumples is simply a great past-time.... especially if they're in a DD cup and just begging to be honked.

banned for mocking those who are incapable of banning

Banned for being a sympathetic woos who thinks sticking up for the underdog and downtrodden is heroic, when in actual fact it is neglecting to acknowledge true heroes who achieve true feats of greatness and are worthy of great admiration of lowly folk whose minimal accomplishments barely register on the scale of none to ten.

Banned for not recognizing that little stuff can grow to great stuff..

Banned for thinking that little bankers and politicians grow into anything better.

banned for run-on bans

Banned for banning with a re-ban of a ban you have previously banned before with the ban you just banned with if you catch my bannedwidth.