Published on December 10, 2009 By danielost In Everything Else

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol


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on Oct 11, 2017

Banned for you're the one spelling it incorrectly... along with so many other words where letters are either omitted or replaced with others: like S for Z., for example.

BTW, the English were spelling English correctly long before the US was a twinkle in Columbus' eye... and the cherry tree got cut down.

So banned for spelling aluminium like a Yank and calling a willy a John Thomas.  It's simply not the Queen's English, is it.

   

Which reminds me of the Cockney soldier in the trenches during WWI over in France.  As is often with Cockneys, he was speaking to a mate in rhyming slang when a stiff upper lip officer sternly asked: "Do you not know the King's English, private?"

"Sir, I sure 'opes 'he is.  After all, I am over 'ere fighting for the bastard."

on Oct 11, 2017

Band for not being a proud card-carrying member of the Centre  for Americanized Spelling of the English language.

on Oct 11, 2017

Banned for gastronomical incidents.

on Oct 11, 2017

Banned for blaming the chef for getting gas after a gastronimical delight [pun intended]

And what's a gastronomist?

A chef who serves cordon bleu baked beans.   

Anyhow!

Go4Celerity

Band for not being a proud card-carrying member of the Centre  for Americanized Spelling of the English language.

Well I'll stay banned, then.  I'm an Oxford Dictionary bloke through and through  Oh, and what's this Centre for Americanised Spelling......?  Shouldn't that be Center?

Also, banned for picking up a Websters Dictionary and thinking it's the English Language Bible.   

 

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned for hitting on aunt Merriam and asking uncle Webster to watch.

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned for sending me 'those' photos of aunt Merriam to get me interested in her to begin with.... and double banned for making uncle Webster take them in the first place.

Which reminds me of the time I met a politician I really, really didn't like at a polling station.  He was waffling on about what he was going to do if he won in the then upcoming election. 

Anyway, I butted in and asked if he had any photos of his wife in the nude.  He came back with a rather indignant no, to which I asked: "Wanna buy some?"

on Oct 12, 2017

starkers

Anyway, I butted in and asked if he had any photos of his wife in the nude.  He came back with a rather indignant no, to which I asked: "Wanna buy some?"

LMAO

Banned for making me laugh at a respectable hour.

on Oct 12, 2017

banned for laughter of the highest order

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned for mirth of the lowest order

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned for mirth of the lowest order

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned for double-posting a ban.

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned for not taking up the next slot so my post could spill over into it and make a double entry.

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned because any dike will spill over after being subjected to a double entry.

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned only if there's enough holes to stick your fingers and toes in.

on Oct 12, 2017

Banned for counting on yer fingers and kicking off yer shoes to count on yer toes.

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