Banned for incessant rants on the back side of nowhere.

banned to nowhere

Banned to someplace without booty, beer or boobies.

Banned for three B's used to be a discount store back in the day. Sadly it didn't sell booty or boobies or beer, it sold all the stuff to cover it up with.

Banned for going into BBB's store looking for booty, boobies and beer, only to find baubles, bum pants and brassieres.

banned for not going for the ccc's cute cuddly and curvy

Banned for denying the three "S"s- slim, stinky, and skank.

Banned for zip, zero, nada and not much.

Banned for tripping while tiptoeing through the tulips and flattening a great big bunch of them.

banned for having such a fat bottom that such a thing could occur

Banned for bottom's up and topside down and left righted or right lefted depending on which way you look at it.

Banned for non-sensical this, thats and why-fores while whistling Dixie in C Sharp to piss off the neighbours, who have issues with shrill, high pitched sounds during the hours of daylight and others.

Banned for whistling dixie with Kentucky Chrome overtones.

Banned fer redundant planks n' yardarms in a sea full o' scoundrels n' blaggards.

 Banned for ne'er-do-wells on a sinking barge in a sea of jello after one of them ate the plug.