Banned for pre Halloween mashups.

 Banned for powdered potato instead of the traditional mashup... thars nuffin like genuine bangers n' mash.

Banned for not broasting your potatoes, needs that grease, yummy, yummy, yummy grease.

Banned for axle grease on the rotisserie and sump oil in the drip tray.

banned for carrying on

Banned fer carrying off wiv da booty.

Banned for booty calls during business hours.

banned for hating on those whose job involves booty calls on business hours

Banned for extra-curricular booty calls during business hours, at lunch times, down at the pub after work and on the way home in the back of a taxi with some knickerless woman you've only just met.

Also banned for admiring Kim Kardashian's arse.

Banned for finding a way to fit Kim Kardashian's big, fat arse into a one line sentence.

Banned for calling Kim Kardashian's arse fat.  It's massively ginormous in a huge kind of way.... and it only fit into a one line sentence because I shrunk the image from an AVI file to a MP4

banned for trying to fit that all in there

Banned for loving that 'ALL' and one day hoping to fit it into your life with all the baubles and bling to go with it.

Banned for making a failed fashion statement with bootsie costume jewelry and calling it "bling".

Banned for failing to see true fashion because you only date girls who adorn their booties with bling to hide the scars resulting from repeated bondage and discipline sessions with sadists who enjoy freaky butt play.