since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for talking politics to a jarhead.
Banned 'cause Jughead retired years ago with Betty and Veronica. The redheaded dude was last seen at the Wax Museum posing as himself.
banned for waxing on about comic characters
Banned for not waxing off.
banned for not showing me how to sand the floor
Banned for not having True Grit in your sand.
banned for grits and asparagus
Banned for carrots and sticks.
banned for beating the sticks with carrots until they look like the current US president
Banned for pear-apples, plumcots, orange fleshed watermelons, tiny red bannanas and all other gross perversions in the proper delivery of fructose to the palate.
Banned for being a fruity lemon.
banned for lemoning on my tree
Banned because I had no other choice- it was the only tree in Brooklyn.
Banned for barking up the tree in front of where I used to live back in the day.
It was a huge oak. I made it halfway to the top, about twenty feet, then the branches got too thin to climb on. Nostalgia...
banned for being marty mcfly