since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for a frenzied beating of cooked meat with a second-hand croquet mallet that was once used in the heat of the moment to bludgeon a poor sausage roll to death.
Banned 'cause he missed and squished a barrel of apples then mixed it with the chicken rolls that he missed the other day. When he realized what he done he said to himself..."Self...oh well."
Banned for knowing too much about Ryat's food preparation and culinary skills... or should I say 'lack thereof'?
banned for implication of skills
Banned for divulging more than we needed to know.
banned for skillfully changing up and going with fervent disregard for culinary condiments meant for BBQ'd pigs feet.
Banned for going with seasoned pigs trotters and a poor sow's ear.
Ribs taste better and weren't walking around in the mud, the blood and the beer.
banned for mocking mud baths
Banned for I've had more mud baths than you could poke a stick at on a cold Winter's day with no witnesses around to later testify that it was indeed you who poked out a poor piglet's eye because he eyed off your bacon sandwich lunch and wanted to know if his brother was in there.
Banned for being a Boar.
banned for such a sow
Banned for stealing the ears from under the sow's nose.
banned for slicing noses for ears
Banned for cutting up the bay con like an infuriated butcher with cereal killer tendencies.
Cereal Killer!?!?
Banned! 'Cause Cheerios and company will have to hire mercs to defend General Mills.