since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned because life is all about time... how well you use it, can you be there on time... how much time have you left.
banned for dilapidated amalgams.
Banned for refurbished dentures that once belonged to a hermit who found most of his food at the garbage tip while scavenging for working replacements for his hearing aids. Sadly, he died because he didn't hear the D9 coming from behind to push tons of refuse into a prepared pit.
Oh and they left him buried there cos that's what he would have wanted, and so you're lucky to get his refurbished dentures. As he was being bulldozed into the pit, and just before he'd have tons and tons of garbage heaped upon him, he let out one final loud and long scream, his dentures flew out of his mouth at high velocity, and luckily landed in the cupped hands of a dental student who was there looking for materials to help with his studies.
Hopefully, the refurbished dentures were sterilised and fumigated before installation in the new mouth, given their history and last known location/address.
Banned for being all gummed up during a lengthy and somewhat exhausting soliloquy containing arbitrary nuances suggesting a large inflatable dingy was on hand to carry off leftovers after being partially digested by cryogenically enhanced sidewinders sliding down a dune in your backyard.
Banned for inadvertantly letting the dogs out, not to mention the baying hounds of Bastardville and the menacing mutts of Murgatroid, who by the way, have taken to biting off the hands that feed them and humping the legs of tables, chairs and the occasional tripod.
Banned for three legged martians.
banned for run on bans
Banned for deliberately letting out Martians who deliberately chastise innocent whatyamacallits for ifs, buts and maybes when the light of day isn't clearly seen until the if's and but's combime to negate the wherefores and whyfores as to why the inexplicable this and that's serve to confound the ups and downs of Mary's pants in a world of wishy washy non-events that made the annual calendar only because a monthly audit of various this and thats demanded a full and thorough investigation of the dirty dealings between purveyors of filth and lily livered wankers who justify carnal tendencies with elongated diatribes and naked indiscretions that border on being reprehensible and dastardly.
B......a......n......n......e......d! The extended edition.
Banned for the abridged version that cuts out the most important part about how the long and the short of it didn't really matter when the breadth and depth continued to dispute the height and volume of an unknown quantity.
Banned for The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone courtesy of Sci-Fi geekdom.
banned for bringing up limits
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Banned, the Windows 10 Update version.
Banned for even mentioning Windows 10. Microsucks worst idea ever having (beta) preview OSes.
Banned for intermittent upgrades what break stuff 'cause the Insiders ain't talkin'