Banned for useless countdown. It should be like:

5

4

3

2

1

BOOM

Banned because it should be:

5

4

3

2

1......

ka......................BOOM!!!!!

Banned for kabooming.

Banned for not ka-booming. And because ka-booming is hyphenated.

B-a-n-n-e-d f-o-r u-s-i-n-g h-y-p-h-e-n-s.

banned for ka-boom, this ban has self destructed.

I win. oops sorry. Wrong thread.......

banned for ka-booming a clone thread

banned for losing in the wrong thread.

banned for ka-booming in the right thread

banned for both threads are right for ka-booming

banned for ka-booming right and left threads even if wrong threads

banned for there are no  wrong threads to ka-boom

Banned for assuming there are no wrong threads to ka-boom.

Banned for making ka-boom a verb. It is an interjection.

banned for my ka-boom is all nice and soft to pet.