banned for having bad knees from doing poor stances

Banned for a poor stance and little to no compassion for kneeling difficulties.

banned for having a garbage in garbage out mentality 

Banned for a really weird curiosity in garbage and sniffing sewage.

banned for being a sniffer of hoarder homes

Banned for taking possession of a hoarder's trove and selling it on the black market as antiques.

banned for painting the roses red and not blue

Banned for not acknoledging that black roses are more appealing.

banned for not knowing that black roses are my favorite roses

Banned for having favourites and neglecting the more traditional colours of pink, white and red, not forgetting yellow.

banned for wanting it traditional

Banned for failing to apply the traditional greeting when banning a traditional ban.

banned for making greetings a necessary thing

Banned for standing on a roadside cow pat then suing the farmer to replace your shoes.

banned for not knowing that they were high dollar shoes and that the cows had wandered out their assigned area