banned for hating the haters

Banned for misdirecting haters to a dating site to redirect their hate into love rumbles between the sheets.

banned for sheeting all over the place

Banned for trying to impersonate Sean Connery but only managing to come across as Daffy Duck.

banned for trying to make it duck season

Banned for refusing to duck down and kiss my grits.....

And banned for not inviting others to join the frivolities.

banned for letting the corona thing to go on for this long

Banned for not appreciating a great beer and saying you'd rather drink dirty dish water.

banned for assuming that i was talking about beer

banned for assuming that changing the leadership in the US will change anything

Banned for actually watching the US election from the start and still watching it, when not being a US citizen.

Banned for darkening this thread with a light switch moment.

banned for trying to spread the light

Banned for the absence of light and lurking in the shadows with tool in hand and ill-intent toward alley cats whose tails were missing at birth.

banned for taking the tails to task

Banned for complaining that alleyways near your home aren't big enough to swing a cat [by the tail] in.