Banned for not looking the other way.

banned for letting the cats eat out of the kitchen mixing bowl

Banned for mixing up the felines.

Banned for cat in the cake batter.

Banned for mashed Mickey Finns.

banned for not cooking the chicken long enough

Banned for side orders.

banned for letting the mash potatoes grow soggy with gravy

Banned for failing to use vegan approved air popped, sun dried, organic banning methods.

Banned for roasted bans and steamed other stuff.

banned for overcooked bans with little to no flavour or condiments.

Banned for chocolate dipped edible undies under the moonlight. 

banned for doing things at night

Banned for doing them in broad daylight down dark alleys.

Banned for munchies in the afternoon during a blitz.