Banned for billing Old Father Time for overtime and not enough hours in the day to cash in.

Banned for leaking time from a goatskin pouch on top of Mt. Ararat in a boat.

Banned for keeping your watch in a goat's ballbag pouch to keep the dust off it while looking for Mt. Washington on a parchment map found in a boat off the coast of someplace nearby a pristine shoreline.

banned for sail from c to shiny c

banned for sail from c to shiny c

Banned for trying to polish light beams.

banned for beaming them up

banned for beaming them up

Banned for perving at braless young ladies who are just beaming with confidence.

Banned for OBS.

*obsessive boobie syndrome*

banned for calling out his presumption of manliness 

banned for calling out his presumption of manliness 

Banned for peeking.

Banned for peaking before your time.

banned for not commenting on my new trackball