since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for non-compulsory streaking at the topless basketball just to get the attention of the players.
banned for mocking the sports gods
Banned for demoting a deity.
Banned for seeking a promotion to minor demi-god from a demoted deity with an inferiority complex and who walks with a lisp.
banned for lisping your way out of things
Banned for stuttering your way through 'You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet' at karaoke.
banned because stuttering is apart of my charm
Banned for being apart from your charm.... which is like polishing a turd. Some of it rubs off on us, but geez, it leaves a terrible pong.
Banned for reinventing Smell-O-Vision.
banned for wheeling around in it
Banned for adding wheels to your turd and driving around.
Banned for weiners on a roll.
banned for rolling in the say afterwards
Banned for blaming the hotdog for burping up a storm and having the neighbours complaining about the noise.