since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for having three too many and falling up the stairs upon arriving at home, then trying to put the back door key in the front door and cursing the bejesus out of it for not fitting.
banned for assuming that there are multiple keys
Banned for The Whodunit.
Banned for not suspecting the butler and his accomplice, the dirty one-track-mind maid, who only has murder on her mind.... except on Friday nights... then it's orgies and getting naked with all the other house staff members, who fear for their lives if they don't comply with her sexualised demands.
banned for letting this thread come off the top ten
Banned for threading the needle while listening to the top ten ways to darn socks in the dark with just one eye open.
Banned for having a fetish for eyeing dirty laundry.
Banned for hanging around the laundromat so long that you want a TV with a rotating round screen and two large packets of soap powder for arm rests.
banned for dancing in the streets
Banned for double dipping in the lucky dip and coming up [twice] with a handful of emptiness filled with nothing much at all and then some.
banned for letting the holes in your pocket get bigger
Banned because
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(Love the new image posting toy )