banned for water borne illusions 

Banned for under the sea surface and why can't I smell the coffee?

Banned for imbibing while scuba diving in the coffee pot.

banned for coffee a lot

Banned for one flew over the coffee pot and why can't I hear the grass grow?  And does the gardener use manure on his bald spot or is it just a bad aftershave?

Banned for smelling the dark roasted 100% Arabica beans seconds before they get scrunched.

banned for being so smelly

Banned for somewhere under the armpit.... and does it usually smell that bad or is your deoderant meant for odious camels suffering with dreaded desert dung disease?

Banned for dung in the dungeon.

Banned for somewhere down in the dreaded and dank dungeon, and why can't I hear moaning and wailing with the tightening of the rack, or the rattle of the jailers keys on the last surviving lifer's few remaining teeth?

banned for enjoying being down in the dungeon

Banned for down in the dumps 'cause its not as hot. Crazy filthy with all the throwaways but what ya gonna do.

Banned for one flew over the refuse tip and what's that smell... did somebody throw out their deoderant because it stinks like putrified camel piss?

banned for banning insanity 

Banned for scrumptious, delectable, delicious, shaken not stirred, mouth watering, sweet n sour, crunchy, nutty, irresistible......ants.