banned for being against things that hold the rivers back

Banned for levees and dikes with holes in them. How many fingers you got?

Banned for having a finger in the dyke when the levee breaks and water bursts in through the out door because nobody had the presence of mind to boogie with Stu during the immigrant song.

Banned for flying a Led Zeppelin in a thunderstorm.

Banned for going a deep purple when you discovered rock n' roll was responsible for the speed king running over the [sweet] child in time while space truckin' around the stars.... and a deeper blue when you discovered p0rN had therapeutic qualities when viewed in private behind closed [and locked] doors.

Banned for bold titles best suited for old school hijinks likened to italic underwriters who haven't got a clue.

Banned for bald titles and modern school lowjinks while feting insurance underwriters who haven't got a clue or a dime.

Banned for forgetting the ban I was gonna ban with.

banned for old school tunes that need to shake it off

Banned for getting lost in the rock n' roll hall of fame and not having a tail feather to shake at old school tunes.

banned for bringing in the feathers without the freebirds

Banned for Lynyrd would skyn yer innyrds if he knew you were trying to capture his freebird.

Banned for freeing up the Emus to cohabitate with the Ostrich searching for the Kiwi that stole his Wiki.

Banned for neglecting to mention the other flightless birds, the dodo and his dido cousins, who don't care jack diddly-squat about being airborne cos all the best food's on the ground anyhow

I'm banned, so you can't hear me..