Banned for using a A-Cup over the shoulder boulder holder flopper stopper as a jockstrap.

Banned for all kinds of words ending in e r.

banned by a few of my favorite things

Banned for things are made by this and that.

banned for homo sapiens and other destructive denizens of gaia

Banned for thinking that homo-erectus was a man in a state of arousal.

banned for mentioning mythological creatures created by scientists to debunk mythological concepts  

Banned 'cause wild life does it to eat while homo sapiens do it just to do it.

Banned for homo-sapiens can be the most uncivilised creature in the civilised world... at least homo-erectus used his 'up-rightness' productively, wanting to make love rather than war.

banned for joining the uncivilised minions of terrace plantidise 

Banned for organized mayhem, flavored with a pinch of chaos, topped off with a cherry.

Banned for disorganised cherry pinching that resulted in chaos laced with a large dose of mayhem and ribald anarchy.

banned for trying to organize like an old man, you old man, banned

Banned for only a wet-behind-the-ears whipper snapper would say such a thing... cos one day you'll be the rusty old fart getting sassed at.

Banned for rusty farts. No smoking allowed!